A Break from Cynicism

"The average pencil is seven inches long, with just an half inch eraser--in case you thought optimism was dead." - Robert Brault

The Toilet Bowl.

Approaching the last week of my first semester in medical school, I've learned one valuable thing outside the scope of science and medicine. You can always sleep less, eat quicker, and shower faster; but nothing is as stress-free and relaxingly accompanied with a free conscience  than playing king. When nature calls, solace can be found knowing you are intrinsically obliged to simply take the throne.